Almost caught my bed on fire. Caleb and I somehow caught a pillow on fire earlier and it was fucking scary. That’s all. It was funny and scary and had to be shared.
Going to see Drake. I’m so excited idk what to do with myself.
I made cookies for tonights Bad Girl Night… But I ate some with ice cream on top. Now I’m sick. Wahh.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
horticultures: thinks that their girlfriend is the prettiest girl in the world but how can that be true because I am the prettiest girl in the world
Naming my first born Sodapop in honor of my Love for Rob Lowe.