February 2012
Almost caught my bed on fire. Caleb and I somehow caught a pillow on fire earlier and it was fucking scary. That’s all. It was funny and scary and had to be shared.
Currently:
Going to see Drake. I’m so excited idk what to do with myself.
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I made cookies for tonights Bad Girl Night… But I ate some with ice cream on top. Now I’m sick. Wahh.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
everyone
horticultures:
thinks that their girlfriend is the prettiest girl in the world but how can that be true because I am the prettiest girl in the world
Naming my first born Sodapop in honor of my Love for Rob Lowe.
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